neilb Posted March 25, 2004 Posted March 25, 2004 Scouser At the bar of a pub is a huge Scouse bloke - 6ft 5 and 20 stone. He's having a few pints when a short, well-dressed and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four drinks the queer fella finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big scouser. Leaning over towards him he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?" At this the massive scouser leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park and returning to his seat. Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another pint. "I've never seen you react like that," he says, "just what did he say to you?" "I'm not sure", the big scouser replies, "something about a job" Quote
DarrenRav Posted March 26, 2004 Posted March 26, 2004 Just done a search on Scouse jokes for a follow up and found this, Jehovahs Witness discussion forum It's a pity they don't come out with some of these when they come knocking at your door, Quote
DarrenRav Posted March 26, 2004 Posted March 26, 2004 My last post got me thinking, look what else I found Get you Exploring Life in Heaven CD Quote
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