How to improve your career

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Where you went wrong in your career

Ever wonder about those people in meetings who say they are giving more than 100%?

And we have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here is a little math that might prove helpful.

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is Represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then:

H A R D W O R K =

8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E is

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5= 96%

BUT:

A T T I T U D E =

1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

AND:

B U L L S H I T =

2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there but bulls*** will put you over the top.

And if you didn't already know it, look how far Ass kissing will take you!

A S S K I S S I N G =

1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 127% !!!!!!!!!!

I hope this helps explain where you went wrong in your career.