Made me giggle

[Buzz Billsberry]

Probably seen before but worth a second look

>

> Alan Minter:

> "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them serious."

>

> Pat Glenn- Weightlifting commentator:

> "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning

> and it was amazing!"

>

>  New Zealand Rugby Commentator:

> "Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him."

>

>  Winston Bennett:

> "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."

>

> Murray Walker- F1 Racing Commentator:

> "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which

> is identical."

>

> Terry Venables :

> "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same

> thing again."

>

> Ron Atkinson :

> "I would not say that David Ginola is the best left winger in the

> premiership, but there are none better."

>

> Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977:

> "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing

> the Cox of the Oxford crew."

>

> Metro Radio :

> "Julian danglers is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven danglers on

> the field"

>

> David Acfield:

> "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air

> for even longer."

>

> David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics:

> "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs

> and showing his class."

>

> US PGA Commentator:

> "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,

> before  each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.... Oh

> my

> god!!!!! What have I just said?!!!!"

>

> Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny Sunneson

> lining-up shots at the Scottish Open:

> "Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by

> himself."

>

> JACK Burnicle was talking about Colin Edwards' tyre choice on World

> Superbike racing:

> "Colin had a hard on in practise earlier, and I bet he wished he had a hard

> on now."

>

> MICHAEL Buerk watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male astronomer

> for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:

> "They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come

> in his shorts. "

>

> ROSS King discussing relays with champion runner Phil Redmond:

> "Well Phil, tell us about your amazing third leg."

>

> DURING the 1989 British Masters golf tournament, commentator Richie Benaud

> observed:

> "Notices are appearing at courses telling golfers not to lick their balls on

> the green."

>

> STEVE Ryder covering the US Masters:

> "Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69. "

>

> Ted Walsh- Horse Racing Commentator:

> "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

>

> Chris Tarrant discussing the first Millionaire winner Judith Keppel on This

> Morning:

> "She was practising fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."

>

> CLAIR Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:

> "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like

> this."

>

> CARENZA Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said:

> "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

>

> True Story-

> A female news anchor who, the day after it was suppose to have snowed

> and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked, "So Bob, where's that

> eight inches you promised me last night?"

> Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too,

> because they were laughing so hard!

Buzz