The Three-Word, Never-Ending Westfield Story

[rob iles]

buy a x.flow......

[Big Bad Ben]

...so much oil

[cidersurfer]

lovely shiney chassis

[perksy]

Polished Alloy Wheels....

[worzel]

...so much power  

[Mark B]

and a big

[worzel]

...dollop of torque  

[Big Bad Ben]

but only if

[worzel]

you spend all

of your hard earned cash on a good engine rebuild and can get the b******* started in the winter

[cidersurfer]

your time in

[Coxy]

latex under garments

[Mark B]

and buy the

[Big Bad Ben]

optional rubber grommits

[Liam]

for maximum pleasure

[Mark B]

but beware because