The Three-Word, Never-Ending Westfield Story

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

is that your

[cidersurfer]

smug purple ferrett

[Major Stare]

canoe or are

[Mark B]

You an alien

[cidersurfer]

hose beast with

[worzel]

acne and flatulance

[Mark B]

with chip butty

[Liam]

and geranium tendencies

[Doug D.]

giving a blow

[Mark Stanton]

by blow account

[Charlie - Yorksboys.]

of suspension setup.....

[cidersurfer]

using egg spaghetti

[James]

and some sellotape

[Mark B]

Whilst smoking a

[James]

large rolled towel