The Three-Word, Never-Ending Westfield Story

[Captain Colonial]

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A flagrant attempt to create a thread even more useless and long-winded than some of the others we have all seen in here (no names, no blames). Each person posts three words that tacks onto the post before it, to continue the three-word, never-ending Westfield story.

Where the story goes is entirely up to you, but try to keep in a Westfield-type theme - sort of.

I'll start you off - someone think of three words to tack onto this story starter:

"Somewhere in Kingswinford,..."

[Chris Elworthy]

there lurks a....

[Steve Kirk]

"man with a"

[furtive]

large black Mercedes

[catflap]

who drove it

[ricdiggle]

to Colonial's house

[damianc]

whereupon he promptly

[Phssthpok]

fell over dead

[SEiGHT]

tired, due to

[will maskell]

laughing at colonial's

[RABoon]

enormous bright green

[steppenwolf]

and yellow coloured

[chrisbin]

waterproof patio parasol

[westy]

which was sat..

[simoke]

in the greenhouse