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Police have solved the Morecambe Bay tragedy:

   the pickers were told to come out of the water

   when it hit knee high. Unfortunately Nee Hi

   was sitting in the van...

:p  :p  :D  :p  :p

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2 sharks swimming in the north sea.....

One says to the other "I'm fed up with macarel day in day out"

T'other one says "let's go to Morcambe bay, and have a chinese then"

:oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:  :oops:

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Shoe sale in Morcambe....

19 pairs of winkle pickers going cheap

:blush:  :blush:  :oops:  :oops:  :blush:  :blush:

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police have named 6 of the Morecombe victioms,they are

Way Ding

Sin King

Drow Ning

Fuk Its Cold

Leff To Dy

Ty Dis Hi

:p:D:p:D

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Met office warning. Sea around Morecombe bay a bit nippy
Posted

Morcambe Town Council are holding an emergency meeting. They have found some chinks in their sea defences...

:D

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