The Bad Newspaper Headlines Thread

[Captain Colonial]

Where American tax money goes.
 

[Captain Colonial]

One of many reasons not to be a copper.
 

[Captain Colonial]

There’s no accounting for taste.

 

[dvd8n]

Similar to Ann Widdecombe? Like John Major or William Hague?

 

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[Captain Colonial]

I’m pretty sure the second and third words need to be swapped around, but I can’t tell until I read the article.
 

[dvd8n]

I have heard that sub-editors do this sort of thing deliberately when they get bored.  I don't know if it's true but I'd find the temptation overwhelming.

[Captain Colonial]

Well, she does have a reputation for being aggressive.

 

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

Neither does your electricity supplier.
 

[Captain Colonial]

Not doing badly for her age.
 

[Captain Colonial]

This is what crack does to you:
 

[Captain Colonial]

Underwater baseball is a new one on me.
 

[Blatman]

Found this on Yahoo's home page back on the 24th of August and forgot about it until now...

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

That should go one of two ways…

 

 

[Captain Colonial]

I should hope so.
 

[Captain Colonial]

If only he’d aimed for the pool.