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Clinical Terminology

Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.

Artery......................... The study of paintings.

Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.

Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.

Caesarean Section............... A neighbourhood in Rome.

Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty.

Cauterise...................... Made eye contact with her.

Colic.......................... A sheep dog.

Coma........................... A punctuation mark.

D&C............................ Where Washington is.

Dilate......................... To live long.

Enema.......................... Not a friend.

Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.

Fibula......................... A small lie.

G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on.

Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.

Labour Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.

Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.

Morbid......................... A higher offer.

Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.

Node........................... I knew it.

Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test.

Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative................. A letter carrier.

Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.

Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.

Secretion...................... Hiding something.

Seizure........................ Roman emperor.

Tablet......................... A small table.

Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.

Tumour..........................One plus one more.

Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.

Varicose....................... Near by/close by

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A Scotsman already cheering Scotland's success in the 6 Nations:

Premature Ejockulation  :D

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A Scotsman already cheering Scotland's success in the 6 Nations:

Premature Ejockulation  :D

A little help from Johnny Vaughan's radio program earlier today by any chance??? :D  :D  :D

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Westfield ..........Doctors examination of the left testicle
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Y chromosone.....Why bother chromium plating bits of yer Wessie?

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