Fat Albert Posted February 7, 2004 Posted February 7, 2004 Clinical Terminology Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight. Artery......................... The study of paintings. Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria. Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die. Caesarean Section............... A neighbourhood in Rome. Catscan........................ Searching for Kitty. Cauterise...................... Made eye contact with her. Colic.......................... A sheep dog. Coma........................... A punctuation mark. D&C............................ Where Washington is. Dilate......................... To live long. Enema.......................... Not a friend. Fester......................... Quicker than someone else. Fibula......................... A small lie. G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball. Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on. Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known. Labour Pain..................... Getting hurt at work. Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane. Morbid......................... A higher offer. Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates. Node........................... I knew it. Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted. Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test. Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis. Post Operative................. A letter carrier. Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery. Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him. Secretion...................... Hiding something. Seizure........................ Roman emperor. Tablet......................... A small table. Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport. Tumour..........................One plus one more. Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out. Varicose....................... Near by/close by Quote
Chris Elworthy Posted February 7, 2004 Posted February 7, 2004 A Scotsman already cheering Scotland's success in the 6 Nations: Premature Ejockulation Quote
nlash Posted February 7, 2004 Posted February 7, 2004 A Scotsman already cheering Scotland's success in the 6 Nations: Premature Ejockulation A little help from Johnny Vaughan's radio program earlier today by any chance??? Quote
oldman Posted February 7, 2004 Posted February 7, 2004 Westfield ..........Doctors examination of the left testicle Quote
oldman Posted February 7, 2004 Posted February 7, 2004 Y chromosone.....Why bother chromium plating bits of yer Wessie? Quote
oldman Posted February 7, 2004 Posted February 7, 2004 Zoo.......Place where animals watch people Quote
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