The Dice Man Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 ........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dasamdy Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 and he looks decidedly unhappy about it!! I've seen em shaved closer than that though Dave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 Did'nt he star in Puss in Boots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dice Man Posted March 9, 2003 Author Share Posted March 9, 2003 .......and one for the leg men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dice Man Posted March 9, 2003 Author Share Posted March 9, 2003 .....Optical Illusion It's like one of those Magic Eye things, took me ages to work out. Study the optical illusion below and after about 30 secs you'll start to see a boat in the background. .....now, go to the bottom of the page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dice Man Posted March 9, 2003 Author Share Posted March 9, 2003 .........wet nunney anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catflap Posted March 9, 2003 Share Posted March 9, 2003 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heath Robinson Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 ......'QUEEN' and the old fav. Bohe...'CURRY RHAPSODY' Naan, just killed a man Poppadom against his head had lime pickle now he's dead Naan, dinner's just begun but now I'm gonna crap it all away Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh didn't mean to make you cry Seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers down my spine Rectum aching all the time Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo Naan, ohhhhh ohhhhh The Dopiaza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all Sitar Solo I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy, Meat Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and aN aan (A Vindaloo loo loo loo) I've eaten Balti, somebody help me He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back Cause the loo is quarantined... Here it comes, there it goes Technicolor yawn I chunder NO! It's coming up again, (there he goes) I chunder it's coming back again, (there he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it goes again, (no, no, no, no, no, no NO) On my knees I'm on my knees On his knees, oh, there he goes This Vindaloo It's about to wreck my guts Poor me.... poor me..... poor meeee.... Sitar Solo So you think you can chunder and feel alright? So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe, but now you puke like a baby just had to come out It just had to come right out in here !!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 As performed by Freddie MORE-CURRY, ROGAN Taylor and BYRIANI May Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heath Robinson Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 .......puntastic, pun, pop-picker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 More chilli with the Deacon You forgot the bassman Mr E. And you're not allowed to use Rogan again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with no name Posted March 11, 2003 Share Posted March 11, 2003 ......a man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach one day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of a sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed have you?" ....the man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends down and plants a good one right on the mouth. .....a few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up. "You look like you need a hug," she says. He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great one, and walks away. .....a few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks by. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks down at him. "Mister", she says, "Have you ever been Fcuked?" ...."No", he says with a hopeful grin. ....."Well, you are now. The tide's coming in." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FATBOY Posted March 13, 2003 Share Posted March 13, 2003 ......meeting the weapons inspectors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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