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                     (With thanks to Ian Dury and The Blockheads).

 

 

                   Reasons to be fearful (SARS 2).

 

 

Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?
Why don't you get back into bed?

 

Virus pandemic horror, holidays are over, everyone run for cover and coats...

Gov..mental folly, England's Bank prints lolly, French farmers can't sell bolly; just boats...

Work from home lockdown, try not wear a frown, never leave your town nor stoats...

Economy a ruin, exams complaints accruing, Ministers needing shoeing not gloats...

 

Reasons to be fearful, one, two, free

 

Heating bill shocks, trying on some frocks, never trim your locks, just bills...

Social-distanced queueing, football fans not booing, jobs problem brewing; need pills...

Doc won't see you now, heal yourself somehow, learning to kowtow; write wills...

Now needing a seer, or is that a strong beer, provided it's not dear; avoid spills...

 

Reasons to be fearful, one, two, free

 

Economy might bounce back, staying in the sack, I don't give a jack; watch box...

Politicians' mess, "it was only a guess", they now do confess, no shocks...

Vaccine search apace, Russia claims first place, is it all two-face; rollocks...

Tomorrow will be better, even if just wetter, must be a go-getter; outfox...

 

Reasons to be fearful, one, two, free

 

Drivin' a fast westie, recalling good ol' Bestie, relaxin' in my nesty; good vibes...

While awaiting TDF, been using MDF, might rejoin EDF; search bribes...

Is covid subsiding, is it merely hiding, I struggle deciding; facing jibes...

Still need central heating, putting off a meeting, better stop that bleating; subscribes...

 

Reasons to be fearful, SARS 2

Reasons to be fearful, 1,  2,  free...

 

Yes, yes, dear, dear
Maybe even next year

 

I don't mind, don't mind, don't mind, don't mind....

 

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