Buzz Billsberry Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 A plane is on its way to London when a blonde in Economy Class gets up and moves to the First Class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for Economy and that she will have to sit in the back. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!" The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the co-pilot that there is a blonde bimbo sitting in First Class that belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain that because she only paid for Economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to London and I'm staying right here!" The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this blonde woman who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she's blonde? I'll handle this. I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde." He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear, and she says "Oh, I'm Sorry, " and she gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss, with which the pilot replies "I told her First Class isn't going to London." I thank U Buzzzzzzzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Westy Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 You obviously didn't read this the other week did you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Billsberry Posted March 10, 2003 Author Share Posted March 10, 2003 correct! plus it was a different blonde Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bananaman Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 Your not Blonde are you Buzzzzzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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