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Captain Colonial

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I've not got time for this and I'm not going to ask "what time was it in the Neverland Ranch, when the big hand is on the little hand" 😉 

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Oh god, I can't face this! Better watch what I say, I'm a bit strapped for time to think up time piece related puns, I'm buckling under the strain!

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I'll try for escapement before I lose my balance...

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9 minutes ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said:

I'll try for escapement before I lose my balance...

 

Ooh, that's a jewel!

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Timeless classics, all of 'em...

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This amusement pawls after a time...

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Chuck it out of an upstairs window for a chance to see how time flies

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I'd  recently watched  this, so a timely post here.  

The great  Dave Allen talking about teaching his kids the time.. enjoy a classic

https://youtu.be/0QVPUIRGthI

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Used to love Dave Allen’s TV shows, thanks for the link, not watched any of his stuff for yonks!

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A comedian whose humour does not rely on offensive language, political slants, and that hurts nobody, but is still very funny. I miss him and Mike Harding too. Harding does have strong political views off stage but his humour is pretty benign and again hurts nobody. 

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Another timely reminder, Mike Harding was another favourite, from many years ago.

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21 hours ago, Andy Banks - Chairman said:

Timeless classics, all of 'em...

shouldn't you still be serving time for your untimely 'caught short' incident ?

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