Barnsley John Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 The goverment have told us that single people may now visit other single people or family and stop over with no social distanceing involved That means most of us in barnsley 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted June 10, 2020 Share Posted June 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Barnsley John said: The goverment have told us that single people may now visit other single people or family and stop over with no social distanceing involved That means most of us in barnsley Thinking about that... I'm guessing the new rule doesn't make any difference whatsoever in Norfolk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Time to buy shares in Tinder! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 I only just polished my specs and so I now realise it's 'singles', not 'shingles'! There's a vaccine against the second, but not, to my knowledge, against singles. 😉 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 1 hour ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said: I only just polished my specs and so I now realise it's 'singles', not 'shingles'! There's a vaccine against the second, but not, to my knowledge, against singles. 😉 Beyoncé is releasing an updated version of one of her hits, aimed at single senior women - “All The Shingle Ladies”. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 Maybe Sean Connery had something to do with her new title... Shorely not! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaryD1971 Posted June 11, 2020 Share Posted June 11, 2020 15 hours ago, Blatman said: Thinking about that... I'm guessing the new rule doesn't make any difference whatsoever in Norfolk... Nope! 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 On 11/06/2020 at 09:12, Captain Colonial said: Beyoncé is releasing an updated version of one of her hits, aimed at single senior women - “All The Shingle Ladies”. Trying to slip in todays terrible pun under the radar are we? Stealth pun-age... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 He’s just administering your cruel and unusual pun-ishment! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 And very pungent it was... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dolan - Wirral & North Wales AO Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 It’s a pundemic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onliest Smeg David Posted June 12, 2020 Share Posted June 12, 2020 Seeing all of all this paronomasia is punishing my highs! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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