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The goverment have told us that single people may now visit other single people or family and stop over with no social distanceing involved

That means  most of us in barnsley

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4 hours ago, Barnsley John said:

The goverment have told us that single people may now visit other single people or family and stop over with no social distanceing involved

That means  most of us in barnsley

 

Thinking about that... I'm guessing the new rule doesn't make any difference whatsoever in Norfolk... :oops: 

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I only just polished my specs and so I now realise it's 'singles', not 'shingles'! There's a vaccine against the second, but not, to my knowledge, against singles. 😉

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1 hour ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said:

I only just polished my specs and so I now realise it's 'singles', not 'shingles'! There's a vaccine against the second, but not, to my knowledge, against singles. 😉


Beyoncé is releasing an updated version of one of her hits, aimed at single senior women - “All The Shingle Ladies”.

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Maybe Sean Connery had something to do with her new title... Shorely not! 

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15 hours ago, Blatman said:

 

Thinking about that... I'm guessing the new rule doesn't make any difference whatsoever in Norfolk... :oops: 

 

Nope! 😂

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On 11/06/2020 at 09:12, Captain Colonial said:


Beyoncé is releasing an updated version of one of her hits, aimed at single senior women - “All The Shingle Ladies”.

 

Trying to slip in todays terrible pun under the radar are we? Stealth pun-age...

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He’s just administering your cruel and unusual pun-ishment!

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It’s a pundemic.

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Seeing all of all this paronomasia is punishing my highs!

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