Fat Albert Posted March 10, 2003 Share Posted March 10, 2003 A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the ten chickens and one handsome dangler rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday night the priest discovered that the dangler rooster was missing, at the same time he heard rumors of cockfights being held in town. Shocked and dismayed, he decided to say something during Sunday Mass. During Mass he asked the congregation, "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome dangler?" All the men stood up. "No, no," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome dangler?" All the women stood up. "Oh, no," he said. " That's not what I mean, either. Who among you will confess to having seen a dangler that doesn't belong to you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody here seen my dangler?" All the choirboys stood up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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