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Would you like me to pick you up a couple from the High Street tomorrow Scott? Happy to post them to you in a jam jar 😄

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7 minutes ago, Mark (smokey mow) said:

Would you like me to pick you up a couple from the High Street tomorrow Scott? Happy to post them to you in a jam jar 😄


How do I know you won’t swap them for diesel fish and keep the petrol fish for yourself? 😄 

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29 minutes ago, Captain Colonial said:


How do I know you won’t swap them for diesel fish and keep the petrol fish for yourself? 😄 

Because they only come in four star, unleaded or super unleaded 😀

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You may laugh but when there was no advertising standards law, some truly outrageous claims were made for products. One of the worst from the 1970s was one I have probably mentioned before and that is Mota-Nu engine reconditioning pellets. Approximately ten millimetre diameter spheres of a silver/grey metallic substance, about six of them, were dropped into your petrol tank and over a period of time they deposited metal on bores and bearings which rejuvenated your engine. I say 'spheres' but they were balls...

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I remember putting a Tiger in my tank years ago , recommended by the Esso fuel co. 

 

Not sure what happened to it though :t-up: 

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Surely we have some of these fish in the North Sea. Explains why fishing rights are contentious to Brexit negotiations 

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'Guinness is good for you' and Putting that awful synthetic orange juice called Sunny Delight in a fridge were some of the most successful ad campaigns ever. 

 

So now that I've achieved a lovely orange skin tone to rival Mr Dickinson and the liver failure has turned my eyes a nice hue of yellow I'll take My maximum allocation of the super unleaded fish please.

 

 

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I'm putting my name down for the maximum 800, as a child I never got to collect enough Bazooka wrappers to get myself some X-Ray specs.

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