Voodoo

[Captain Colonial]

My wife was upstairs and yelled down to me, “Do you ever get a sharp stabbing pain go through your whole body, like someone with a voodoo doll of you has just stuck a long needle through it?”

 

”Er, noooo...” I said, concerned.

 

”Oh,” she said, and she followed it a few seconds later with “how about now?”

[Jim RS]

This seems to be written with some form of realism😁

[pistonbroke]

You been washing your cylinder head in the shower again ?