Buzz Billsberry Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 Nick & Penny were on their way home from the bar one night when Nick got pulled over by the police. The officer told Nick that he was stopped because his tail light was burned out. Nick said, "I'm very sorry officer, I didn't realize it was out, I'll get it fixed right away." Just then Penny said, "I knew this would happen when I told you two days ago to get that light fixed." So the officer asked for Nick's license and after looking at it said, "Sir your license has expired." And again Nick apologized and mentioned that he didn't realize that it had expired and would take care of it first thing in the morning. Penny said, "I told you a week ago that the state sent you a letter telling you that your license had expired." By this time, Nick is a bit upset with his wife contradicting him in front of the filth, and he said in a rather loud voice, "Penny, will you shut the oops, i said a naughty word! up!" The officer leaned over toward Penny and asked. "Does your husband always talk to you like that?" . . Penny replied, "only when he's drunk." I thank UUUUUUUUUUUUUU Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve wilson Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 ouch my sides hurt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pmaltby Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 10 mph over the limit), I noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. The cop pulled me over, walked up to me and asked, "What's the hurry?" I replied, "I'm late for work." "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?" I responded, "I'm a rectum stretcher." The cop said "What..... a rectum stretcher? And what exactly does a rectum stretcher do?" i said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand, then I work until I can get both hands in there and then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 foot wide." The cop asked, "What the #### do you do with a 6 foot #######?" I replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a bridge." The ticket: 40 quid. The look on his face: PRICELESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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