Where Has All the Toilet Paper Gone?

[stephenh]

I thought it must be blowing in the wind;

 

 

 

But I've just discovered the problem is that every time someone sneezes in public, 100 people sh*t themselves!

[Andy Banks]

I used to cough to hide a fart, but these days...

[tex]

After its all over there will be a glut of bog roll left at home to be used as streamers....