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Burning down the House


Captain Colonial

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A man was stuck in a traffic jam on the road outside Parliament when suddenly a man knocks on his car window.  The driver puts his window down slightly and asks, "What’s the matter?"

 

The man replies, “Terrorists have kidnapped all the MPs inside the House of Commons!  They’re asking for £1,000,000,000 or they will douse them with petrol and set them on fire.  We’re collecting donations from car to car."


The driver asks, “How much on average is everyone giving?" 

 

"About two litres.”

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