oldman Posted January 4, 2004 Posted January 4, 2004 Yes,been watching box again.Watched a prog. about eating in Texas .bl**** ell, err, I mean bl**** ell............Think I'll just nip t' garage an eat Westfield. Quote
taffy Posted January 4, 2004 Posted January 4, 2004 Just watched the prog on Hells Angels. See the size on some of those guys, Westfield would need to sell a SeiXW to fit them. Rob Quote
david.c Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 See the size on some of those guys, Westfield would need to sell a SeiXW to fit them. Perhaps that's why they ride bikes............so no mater how big their gets it still fits the saddle David Quote
oldman Posted January 5, 2004 Author Posted January 5, 2004 Burp!Decided not to eat the Wessie(even though,it looks good enough to eat) .Instead consumed 30Kg steak,2 sacks of chips(sorry fries)sprinkled with a couple of jars of mayonaisse.Sadly just a snack in Texas,but I'm gradually building up to eating a few boy racers in the summer Quote
david.c Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 I'm gradually building up to eating a few boy racers in the summer Start with Girl Racers.......they are a little sweeter.......and that bit more tender David Quote
oldman Posted January 5, 2004 Author Posted January 5, 2004 Sadly again been catching glimpses of T.V on way T' fridge and spotted prog about buying houses in Texas.Did you realise that you could sell your toy,buy a house in Texas and have enough change to become obese and enjoy blatting 365 days a year .(You could even buy a sporty car and drive it 365 days a year in the sun) .........Are we missing something? Nick M? Quote
Mark Stanton Posted January 5, 2004 Posted January 5, 2004 Unfortunately I saw that as well, very depressing - what a difference in property prices Quote
neilwillis Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 That's cuz all your neighbours will be Texans.... Enough to devalue any property Quote
oldman Posted January 6, 2004 Author Posted January 6, 2004 Just in case anybody from Texas tuned in to this site...TAXI I wasn't knocking your fine state(my daughter worked there in the summer and thought highly of it....and she is a 8stone vegetarian kickboxer) I'll get me coat. Am I getting the ang of things now? Quote
Mark Stanton Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Am I getting the ang of things now? Nearly Just needs more info on daughter Blonde, brunette, drinks beer, likes football and cars perhaps Quote
oldman Posted January 6, 2004 Author Posted January 6, 2004 Doesn,t smoke,drink or eat!Doesn,t like anything except beating up men & swearing.I'm afraid very ,very afraid! Quote
neilwillis Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 beating up men & swearing That's what happens when you hang about with Texans! Don't upset 'em though, or they'll invade your country! Quote
neilwillis Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 Remember the Alamo! (where they managed to fight off a bunch of wussies from Mexico) Quote
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