FATBOY Posted February 25, 2003 Posted February 25, 2003 Beer connoisseurs Anything with XR3i on it Cooked fish skin Green bits in tomatoes All female authors Chickens feet Women who write to gaoled murderers Proctology clinics Everything by Jeffery Archer Sperm banks Beer mugs Forgetting your wife’s name People who wink when they talk Newcastle Brown Balding men who shave their heads Kissing people with false teeth Long toenails Cilla Black Cliff Richard Golf Richard and Judy The Oxo commercials All pop music after 1993 Anything with Wendy Craig in it. Gold teeth caps Furry tongues Cider Aubergines People who spit when they talk M25 Short men’s complex Faux Harleys Cricket Being invited to funerals New leather jackets Any scandal ending in “Gate” Davina McCall Quote
westy Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 Sperm banks You must have had some bad experiences to hate them so much Quote
FATBOY Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 You must have had some bad experiences to hate them so much ......yea, they're full of wa*kers. Quote
Phil W Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 nepotism people who walk past you when you open the door and don't say thank you women who leave shopping trolleys in the way in supermarkets people who use mobiles whilst driving people who throw rubbish out of car windows people who make that horrible throat clearing noise BMW drivers who think they can beat my bike away from traffic lights BMW drivers Quote
Man with no name Posted February 26, 2003 Posted February 26, 2003 ....now I'm changing tack here but... Cats are for women. Dogs are for men - and yes, I've had a few Men drink beer and fart Women drink wine and gossip Men can't find anything Women hide things Men can disagree and still be friends Women can't Men read papers from the back to the front Women read the free magazines Men know when they're hungry Women eat your chips when they didn't want any Men talk to the tv Women talk over the tv Men are totally happy in sheds Women aren't totally happy anywhere Men can do one thing at a time - well Women can do loads of things at once - badly Men don't have to taught to reverse park a car Women always see the parking space that you've past Men shop to buy something they need Women need to shop Women, even little ones, need more quilt than a man Men need women Women need to be needed Quote
Blatman Posted February 27, 2003 Posted February 27, 2003 Women eat your chips when they didn't want any ...and half your dessert too, because a whole one would make them fat........ Only woment order a pizza, garlic bread, a piece of Mississippi mud pie......and a diet coke....... Quote
Noel Johnson Posted March 1, 2003 Posted March 1, 2003 And what, pray, is wrong w ith cat loving, golfing BMW drivers who live north of Oxford? Quote
Mark Stanton Posted March 1, 2003 Posted March 1, 2003 And what, pray, is wrong with cat loving, golfing BMW drivers who live north of Oxford? That'll be the with cat loving bit Quote
neilwillis Posted March 1, 2003 Posted March 1, 2003 Where's this Oxford place then? Is that the one just off the M40 where they got some posh skewl or something? Or is it that small place just south of the Midlands? Quote
Thor, God of Thunder Posted March 1, 2003 Posted March 1, 2003 ......Oxford, think dreaming spires and aspiration; the seat of learning and cornucopia of knowledge. Oxfordian Westfield owners are a heady mix of intellect and mechanical acumen coupled with a soupcon of epithetic sensitively which enables us to drive our cars faster than just about anyone else on the face of this fair planet. We are the testicles inside the scrotum called the WSCC; a small and perfectly formed part of the club inseminating you all with kudos and sensibility, but with the grace not to brag about it. Quote
neilwillis Posted March 1, 2003 Posted March 1, 2003 ......a heady mix of intellect and mechanical acumen coupled with a soupcon of epithetic sensitively Shouldn't that read sensitivity? Testicles is only posh for Bo##ocks - says it all really But I'm sure we are all deeply in the debt of all Oxfordians for adding a modicum of culture to this otherwise barren desert of ours Quote
westy Posted March 1, 2003 Posted March 1, 2003 Oxfordian Westfield owners are.......... yep thats the problem you see. Once you own a Westfield and sell it, you fall from the exclusive position you have described; never to return. Quote
Thor, God of Thunder Posted March 1, 2003 Posted March 1, 2003 Testicles is only posh for Bo##ocks .....fraid not, b*****k* means of little or no value and testicles means, well, testicles. Shouldn't that read sensitivity? .....in Oxford it should read as written. Once you own a Westfield and sell it, you fall from the exclusive position you have described; never to return. .....agreed, my garage "only" contains my Harley Davidson FLSTF at the moment, but building a new Westicle is due to started in August. Quote
Mrs Westy Posted March 1, 2003 Posted March 1, 2003 OOOOOOOOOOooooooh I just can't resist... the seat of learning and cornucopia of knowledge. Oxfordian Westfield owners are a heady mix of intellect However, some Oxfordians (imported though they may be) were sentenced to 4 years and 10 months for the heinous crime of failing the 11+, being released only a few months shy of their 16th birthday with a handful of low grade CSE's, were they not Quote
brianm Posted March 1, 2003 Posted March 1, 2003 And what, pray, is wrong w ith cat loving, golfing BMW drivers who live north of Oxford? They live north of Oxford!!!! B Quote
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