stu999 Posted December 29, 2003 Posted December 29, 2003 Sadly another great comedy genius has passed away. News here.. RIP Bob. Quote
chris_p Posted December 29, 2003 Posted December 29, 2003 Here's a fav quote of his: "The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time." -- (on Jeffrey Archer - English politician, novelist, convict) RIP Quote
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted December 29, 2003 Posted December 29, 2003 It's a terrible shame; we seem to have a lost quite a few of the old troopers over the past couple of years. Always tickled by his comment on death "it's the feeling stiff next day I hate" Quote
zvezdochka Posted December 29, 2003 Posted December 29, 2003 Saw his live stage act, brilliant, but I guess all the 1950/60 s stars are reaching the age where the failure vs time curve starts to rise rapidly. Another childhood TV memory disappears. Quote
taffy Posted December 29, 2003 Posted December 29, 2003 I always thought he was a bit crude ,but he was said to be a genius. He seemed bl**** quick to me. It is a sad loss. Rob Quote
conibear Posted December 29, 2003 Posted December 29, 2003 Very clever and funny man and one of my favorites, sadly missed Quote
Fat Albert Posted December 29, 2003 Posted December 29, 2003 Very Very Blue after dinner, but still wrote his own gags 1) Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? 2) I remember when safe sex was a padded headboard. 3) I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. 4) Silence is not only golden; it is seldom misquoted. 5) I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 76, so it's no distance. 6) They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now. 7) Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest. 8) I tend to sleep in the nude. Which isn't a bad thing except for maybe on those long flights. 9) My wife said: "Can my mother come down for the weekend?" So I said "Why?" and she said "Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already". 10) A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded "Take me to the canaries". Quote
david.c Posted December 29, 2003 Posted December 29, 2003 2) I remember when safe sex was a padded headboard. 3) I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. Top Gags David Quote
mogwi Posted December 30, 2003 Posted December 30, 2003 Other classic lines include:- What do gardeners do when they retire ? Where does a draughtsman go back too when something fails ? Quote
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.