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Here's a fav quote of his:

"The last time I was in Spain I got through six Jeffrey Archer novels. I must remember to take enough toilet paper next time."

-- (on Jeffrey Archer - English politician, novelist, convict)

RIP

:down:

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It's a terrible shame; we seem to have a lost quite a few of the old troopers over the past couple of years.

Always tickled by his comment on death "it's the feeling stiff next day I hate"  :(

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Saw his live stage act, brilliant, but I guess all the 1950/60 s stars are reaching the age where the failure vs time curve starts to rise rapidly.  

Another childhood TV memory disappears.  :(

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I always thought he was a bit crude ,but he was said to be a genius. He seemed bl**** quick to me.

It is a sad loss.

Rob

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Very clever and funny man and one of my favorites, sadly missed :(  :(  :(
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Very Very Blue after dinner, but still wrote his own gags

1) Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

2) I remember when safe sex was a padded headboard.

3) I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers.

4) Silence is not only golden; it is seldom misquoted.

5) I can still enjoy sex at 74 - I live at 76, so it's no distance.

6) They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.

7) Marriage is an investment which pays dividends if you pay interest.

8) I tend to sleep in the nude. Which isn't a bad thing except for maybe on those long flights.

9) My wife said: "Can my mother come down for the weekend?" So I said "Why?" and she said "Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already".

10) A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded "Take me to the canaries".

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2) I remember when safe sex was a padded headboard.

3) I want to die like my father, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers.

Top Gags  :D  :D  :D

David

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Other classic lines include:-

What do gardeners do when they retire ?

Where does a draughtsman go back too when something fails ?

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