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Q. Why was the Egyptian frightened?

A. Because his daddy was a mummy.....

Did you hear about the frog that broke down?

He got toad away......

Were yours worse? ???   :arse:  :sheep:  :xmas:

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:blush: And yes, I should of used 'hear' instead of 'here' in the title, but I'm pishhhed.....  :D  :p  :p  :p  :zzz:  :bangshead:
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Not sure where i got this one from ? if it has been on here already SORRY but found it funny  :D

Why does santa have 3 gardens ?

So he can HO HO HO  :xmas:

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Got a new mobile phone for xmas, apparently it would appear to be the new Rio Ferdinand model.

Unfortunately it's got no memory and takes three months to charge.

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What was Saddam Hussains first words when he was removed from his hole.

Have I beaten David Blaine????????

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Why have you just had your best ever blat?

Because you ate too many sprouts you greedy ****! :xmas:

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Ours were terrible........but thankfully I have managed to blank them out.............either that, or I drank too much and have forgotten them. :p  :p  :p

I've always wondered what Christmas cracker joke writers do for the rest of the year ???  ???

David

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Two goldfish in a tank ...

One says to the other

"so how do you drive this thing?"

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Two snowmen in a garden, one says to the other

"can you smell carrots ?"

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Two snowmen in a garden, one says to the other

"can you smell carrots ?"

Or taste coal... I'll get my coat...

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How do you make Gold Soup

With 24 carrots

eeeeaaaaaggghhhhh :sheep:

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A horse goes into a bar and asks for a drink, the barman says "Whats with the long face" :p

Buzz :cool:

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