stu999 Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 Q. Why was the Egyptian frightened? A. Because his daddy was a mummy..... Did you hear about the frog that broke down? He got toad away...... Were yours worse? Quote
stu999 Posted December 25, 2003 Author Posted December 25, 2003 And yes, I should of used 'hear' instead of 'here' in the title, but I'm pishhhed..... Quote
Nick A Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 Not sure where i got this one from ? if it has been on here already SORRY but found it funny Why does santa have 3 gardens ? So he can HO HO HO Quote
conibear Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 Got a new mobile phone for xmas, apparently it would appear to be the new Rio Ferdinand model. Unfortunately it's got no memory and takes three months to charge. Quote
conibear Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 What was Saddam Hussains first words when he was removed from his hole. Have I beaten David Blaine?? Quote
mad lon Posted December 25, 2003 Posted December 25, 2003 Why have you just had your best ever blat? Because you ate too many sprouts you greedy ****! Quote
david.c Posted December 26, 2003 Posted December 26, 2003 Ours were terrible........but thankfully I have managed to blank them out.............either that, or I drank too much and have forgotten them. I've always wondered what Christmas cracker joke writers do for the rest of the year David Quote
Chris.B Posted December 26, 2003 Posted December 26, 2003 Two goldfish in a tank ... One says to the other "so how do you drive this thing?" Quote
ChrisF Posted December 26, 2003 Posted December 26, 2003 What do you call a camel with three humps? Humphrey Quote
mogwi Posted December 31, 2003 Posted December 31, 2003 Two snowmen in a garden, one says to the other "can you smell carrots ?" Quote
Noel Johnson Posted January 1, 2004 Posted January 1, 2004 Two snowmen in a garden, one says to the other "can you smell carrots ?" Or taste coal... I'll get my coat... Quote
cast iron Posted January 2, 2004 Posted January 2, 2004 How do you make Gold Soup With 24 carrots eeeeaaaaaggghhhhh Quote
Buzz Billsberry Posted January 6, 2004 Posted January 6, 2004 A horse goes into a bar and asks for a drink, the barman says "Whats with the long face" Buzz Quote
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