what did you get for xmas !

[The Duck]

What did i get,

p****d

xmas jumper,

More beer,

Grans home made gloves for raceing, witch six fingers ?

more wine,

some socks,

on to the gin,

cheap after shave,

on to port,

Now very ill, and want to die

sorry i feel a little ill

[SteveD]

and drunk by the looks of it ducky       bring on the stella    

[SteveD]

off out for bevs birthday tonight with the rest of the idiots sorry mr edden not you   bevs driving  

[RICHARD+PHILIP]

   

sorry steve you christmas prezzy is still in my garage

   

[stu999]

cheap after shave,

That is what has probably made you ill.....      

[SteveD]

cheers chaps    i will pick it up in the new year  

[Westfields Rock On]

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2 crates of lager.

flame thrower coil and some KV85 comp. leads.

full leather duster and some chocs

[neilwillis]

A slot car racing game!!!

It has minis instead of Westfields, but you can't have everything I guess  

A slippy diff, a helmet, 2 cases of beer, a wallet (only a pound in it), a popcorn maker

             

Want me to bring the game to the committee meeting Mark?

       

[Mark Stanton]

Want me to bring the game to the committee meeting Mark?

yes, yes, yes,     no, no, no, no, no - get a beer in the fridge and curry on order we're having a party at Willis Towers            

[mad lon]

I got the clap!

Had a few beers started dancing and the wife ,she give me the clap(she,s not seen me dancing before)

[S8ight]

nice snuggley comfy ski boots off the missus  

[KIERAN]

nice snuggley comfy ski boots off the missus  

Can i have the boots please as i got some ski lessons from my sister & family.

Please

Kieran

[S8ight]

no.  

youll discover how uncomfy hire boots can be