Friday Fun

[david.c]

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk

>>>Innovative

>>>Preliminary

>>>Proliferation

>>>Cinnamon

>>>

>>>Things That Are VERY Difficult to Say When You're Drunk:

>>>Specificity

>>>British Constitution

>>>Passive-aggressive disorder

>>>Transubstantiate

>>>

>>>Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE to Say When You're Drunk:

>>>Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you

>>>Nope, no more booze for me

>>>Sorry, but you're not really my type

>>>No kebab for me, thank you

>>>Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

>>>I'm not interested in fighting you.

>>>Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing

>>>Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero

>>>co-ordination.

>>>Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

[Matt Seabrook]

[Buzz Billsberry]

So true!  

Buzz

[Mark Stanton]

And Buzz's special ones          

Sorry Occifer - I thought the donkey was lost     is this the correct road to Leeds    

Sorry Tommo - did I snore very loudly    

Sorry Tommo - but I managed not to bleed on your mobile van couch upholstery      

Who put those ****ing carrots there        

[david.c]

Mark

There's obviously some good stories to be shared  

David