Weatherspoons

[Gadget]

A GROUP OF GUYS, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch.

Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was goodvalue for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. 
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

[Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO]

It's funny you should say that but, me and a bunch of mates regularly meet at one of the Weatherspoons in Manchester, and a four of us turn 70 this year, sometimes we get a bit rowdy. on one occasion Phil the guy at the front on the right in the blue and white tee shirt was bragging about a new weatherspoons app on his phone, and you could order your beer and food without leaving your table, so order he did, the food seemed to be taking longer than usual, so off went Phil. phone in his hand to the bar to ask where the food was, aah yes said the barman your food is waiting for you at the other weatherspoons a quarter of a mile away, so it was a quick sup up, grab coats and leg it round the corner as fast as we could, the best thing is Phil has only one leg so he was hobbling like the clappers leading the way. The app was deleted from his phone soon after.....lol.

 

[DamperMan]

You can also get an app.. to order your food from the table without standing at the bar ! 

[Stuart]

The four ages of man:

Lager

Aga

Saga

Gaga

 

[Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO]

1 hour ago, DamperMan said:

You can also get an app.. to order your food from the table without standing at the bar ! 

Isn't that what I said?