DonPeffers Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Said Michael Caine in The Italian Job https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g_GeQR8fJo Now scientists create nitroglycerin gel for impotence https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/5289090/gel-containing-explosives-tackles-impotence/ Careful now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattV Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 You do have to wonder how they discovered this effect..... ”I wonder what would happen if I rub this dynamite stick all over my old chap.....” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonPeffers Posted January 8, 2018 Author Share Posted January 8, 2018 Mistook the dynamite stick for the wife's device? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrustyjust Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 3 hours ago, DonPeffers said: Mistook the dynamite stick for the wife's device? Whats that ? Her hearing aid ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 Does it improve hearing as well then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 17 hours ago, Blatman said: Does it improve hearing as well then? No , but known to be good for breaking & entering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Probably improves blow (up) jobs... Or guarantees a good bang... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 2 hours ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said: Probably improves blow (up) jobs... Or guarantees a good bang... I failed to heed your warning and now my girlfriend has a really big puncture... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrustyjust Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 1 hour ago, Blatman said: I failed to heed your warning and now my girlfriend has a really big puncture... Sure you got a spare few in the wardrobe Blatters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DamperMan Posted January 9, 2018 Share Posted January 9, 2018 Pardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted January 10, 2018 Share Posted January 10, 2018 11 hours ago, Blatman said: I failed to heed your warning and now my girlfriend has a really big puncture... I reckon she'll go down on you every time now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 Elastoplast is your friend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 The mind boggles! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted January 11, 2018 Share Posted January 11, 2018 On 1/9/2018 at 21:38, Thrustyjust said: Sure you got a spare few in the wardrobe Blatters Busted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemesis Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 Gives new meaning to "Being blasted into Maternity with a guided muscle" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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