Xmas presents you think what the devil ?

[Thrustyjust]

Thread for the presents you didnt really think was possible or obscure...........

For me this year was a bottle of 'Elvis' aftershave ...................... blokes been dead most of my life. Why the hell , I needed such a putrid smelling potion ? . I would use it as drain cleaner, but I dont want the house drains to stink of it. 

For my birthday from the same person, I got a limited edition steam locomotive pen knife.................................. really..................... just dont ask.................

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

They obviously have a certain mental picture of you in mind

 

[Thrustyjust]

6 minutes ago, Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Secretary said:

They obviously have a certain mental picture of you in mind

 

I am sure a lot of people here may have the same one too 

[Thrustyjust]

Proof of the vile potion

[DonPeffers]

Could have been worse ie. aftershave by F C U K or Diesel.

I hadn't heard of the Elvis aftershave (he died Aug 1977) but its not cheap from what I've found.

If a problem develops with cats using the lawn as a latrine then the Elvis potion may ward them off.

[Thrustyjust]

22 minutes ago, DonPeffers said:

 

I hadn't heard of the Elvis aftershave (he died Aug 1977) but its not cheap from what I've found.

 

I can take Paypal or cash Don , if you want 

[DonPeffers]

With a multitude of cats around here I might just need the potion to ward the blighters off; I'll let you know Justin. Cheers.

[Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO]

I got a jumper from my father in law, thought that looks familiar. 

Same one he got me a couple of years ago. 

[DonPeffers]

When I first read the post under the Activity banner (without the picture) I wondered if it was literally the same jumper you had received  ie. you had given it back to him some time later as his present and now it was coming back to you. Worth a try?

[Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO]

The new one's on the left. 

[SootySport]

I have the answer to inappropriate or unwanted gifts,    pass them on to another family member or friend later in the year for birthdays or indeed another Christmas.

At your peril of course.

[Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO]

I could give him them back, one for his birthday and one for next Christmas. He'll never know. 

[MK11]

17 hours ago, Robin (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO said:

I got a jumper from my father in law, thought that looks familiar. 

Same one he got me a couple of years ago. 

 

He bought a job lot cheap, expect the same jumper on alternate years for the foreseeable future.

[Thrustyjust]

Well, Mrs TJ has decided on 'moving' furniture, so that means shelves moving, pictures swopping around and shredding years of stuff and behold.................. I thought we had binned the 'limited edition steam locomotive pen knife' . But ( I am sure you cant wait for this) , we hadnt. It was refound in a cupboard we cleared out yesterday. 

Behold the present you have always wanted ( cash and paypal accepted) 

It is currently safely placed in a rubble sack ...........................