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Am I going soft?


Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO

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Today I altered the central heating timer, so instead of being on from 8.00 - 9.00 am and 7.30 - 9.00 pm it's now 7.30 - 10.00 am and 4.00 - 9.30 pm. I must be going soft in my old age.

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Doesn't sound soft to me. Mines on permanently, although I am 100% Southern...

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I’m tight, ours is on 0545 til 0700, then I have the wood burner on the rest of the day.

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Anybody that is dumb enough to call a Stanley knife-wielding man named "Slasher" soft, please queue in an orderly fashion below so we can laugh at you and your surviving relatives can be found afterwards - thanks.

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I think he’s spending too long galavanting about in hot climes. :nope:

He’s gone nesh.

:p

 

 

 

(Runs, hides, books airfare to secret foreign destination...)

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I always thought central heating was a bloke with only one tooth :t-up:

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Our heating goes on at 6:30 am................. I get up at 7:15am.................... its fine for me

 

 

 

Wife gets up to walk the dogs at 6am. Dont see the need to warm her up, thats what she does on the walk :d

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Yes your going soft, just put a cardigan on with thermal slippers and jobs a good un. Your 007 licence will be cancelled Mr Bond with this carrys on.

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What's central heating? 

It's grim up north. 

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You want to try it up here, had to turn the heater on in the garage today......

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reminds me of that Del boy classic.

Del:  Put your coat on luv ..

Mrs:  why?  are you taking me out ?

Del:  No !  I'm going out and I'm turning the heating off ;-)

 

 

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21 hours ago, Captain Colonial said:

Anybody that is dumb enough to call a Stanley knife-wielding man named "Slasher" soft, please queue in an orderly fashion below so we can laugh at you and your surviving relatives can be found afterwards - thanks.

Yeah but he's small...

Slasher, you're going soft.

Now, where's my shandy...

:oops:

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