John K Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I got the munchies after drinking a bottle of Rose, so have just stood in front of the fridge and eaten a packet of Honey Roast Ham It was so wrong, but felt so right... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrustyjust Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 My wife making me bolognese last night, before going to the gym and all I had to do was boil some spaghetti............................. the kebab was ace though Wasnt in the good books . And tonight the dog ran out the house unbeknown to me , as the wife was out again and the front light had gone wrong. Sitting in the lounge on the net looking for a replacement light switch, Master TJ said the dogs been outside for half an hour and she didnt run off ...............lucky me........... wife came home, not amused............ These things go in 3's............ god help me.......... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted February 21, 2017 Share Posted February 21, 2017 I farted in a lift. Think Blazing Saddles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 There's comes a time in a chap's life when he should observe three pearls of wisdom:- Never miss an opportunity to have a pee, Never waste an erection, Most important of all - NEVER trust a fart! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 I think that says more about you than me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 18 hours ago, Blatman said: I farted in a lift. Think Blazing Saddles That's wrong on so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 minute ago, Scott Young - WSCC Chairman said: That's wrong on so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 15 minutes ago, Scott Young - WSCC Chairman said: That's wrong on so many levels. groan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 25 minutes ago, Blatman said: I think that says more about you than me *mumbles* might do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted February 22, 2017 Share Posted February 22, 2017 12 hours ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said: There's comes a time in a chap's life when he should observe three pearls of wisdom:- Never miss an opportunity to have a pee, Never waste an erection, Most important of all - NEVER trust a fart! Never waste an erection - even if you're on your own - is how I heard it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John K Posted February 22, 2017 Author Share Posted February 22, 2017 These Erections you all speak about, what are we talking about, Technical Lego, Meccano, Airfix ...? I'm assuming you are referring to some form of construction? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 12 hours ago, John K said: These Erections you all speak about, what are we talking about, Technical Lego, Meccano, Airfix ...? I'm assuming you are referring to some form of construction? No, it is what the Japanese hold when it's time to change government. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 23 minutes ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said: No, it is what the Japanese hold when it's time to change government. That's just razy lacism. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted February 23, 2017 Share Posted February 23, 2017 Ah so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John K Posted February 23, 2017 Author Share Posted February 23, 2017 5 hours ago, Man On The Clapham Omnibus said: No, it is what the Japanese hold when it's time to change government. Go sit in the corner and think about what you've just done... Going back to the tread topic - you've pretty much nailed it with that post - you should be ashamed, very ashamed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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