Captain Colonial Posted October 2, 2016 Posted October 2, 2016 What if cows were the size of guinea pigs? It would certainly be a different world! Milk would cost a fortune and steaks would be tiny. I, for one, am thankful that cows are the size they are. Quote
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted October 2, 2016 Posted October 2, 2016 You would need very small fingers to milk a cow the size of a guinea pig. The very first time in history that a man milked a cow, what did he think he was doing. Quote
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted October 2, 2016 Posted October 2, 2016 You would need very small fingers to milk a cow the size of a guinea pig. The very first time in history that a man milked a cow, what did he think he was doing. Ugg said to Glubb "See that big animal over there?" "The one with the big bulge underneath with four dangly bits?" "There, just under it's ?" Well, I'm going to go over to it and squeeze the dangly bits to see what comes out" "I'll drink it if anything does..." 1 Quote
DamperMan Posted October 2, 2016 Posted October 2, 2016 Assuming cows are now the same size as a Guinea pigs ... What if! It was the pigs being very large.. Maybe we'd have more milk options. And have extreamly large cages for the kids pets. Quote
Captain Colonial Posted October 2, 2016 Author Posted October 2, 2016 Assuming cows are now the same size as a Guinea pigs ... What if! It was the pigs being very large.. Maybe we'd have more milk options. And have extreamly large cages for the kids pets. The exercise wheels would be massive. Quote
Steve (sdh2903) Posted October 2, 2016 Posted October 2, 2016 Am I the only one wondering what bbq'd guinea pig would taste like....... Quote
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted October 2, 2016 Posted October 2, 2016 Am I the only one wondering what bbq'd guinea pig would taste like....... Chicken Quote
DamperMan Posted October 2, 2016 Posted October 2, 2016 The exercise wheels would be massive.. I think you have hamsters in mind. Guinea pigs just squeak.. Little known fact is its elegal to have a solo Guinea pig in newzelamd as they need a pal. But if cow sized Guinea pigs needs a wheel, you could run your household lecky needs off one.. You'd probably find its more area efficient feeding them lawn mowings than covering everything in ugly solar panels Quote
DamperMan Posted October 2, 2016 Posted October 2, 2016 a snail the size of a std cow would still taste like rubbery garlic if the French cooked it. Quote
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted October 3, 2016 Posted October 3, 2016 Capibaras (Sp?) are like giant guinea pigs. That's inflation for you! Quote
Stu Faulkner Posted October 3, 2016 Posted October 3, 2016 Does the phrase 'Too much time on your hands' and 'The devil makes use of idle hands' Then again, I'm typing this and I have better things to do but I'm still sat here... Quote
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