I'm not saying im old but...

[Andy Banks]

MY GLASSES MAN, MY GLASSES...! Ohh, ah, no, wait a minute... here they are.

[Blatman]

... half past two...

[Andy Banks]

Thanks. Wait.... these aren't my glasses!

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

Ah, you're not really old, (I'm told), till you daren't wear light coloured trousers anymore!

[Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO]

Hang on, think I need a wee.

[KugaWestie]

I don't remember you telling me that

[Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup)]

I told you yesterday.....I told you yesterday.

[Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO]

I need to go again. It's the coffee, goes straight through me.

[SootySport]

It's the women that confuse us geezers, talk to one and all else you have done is forgotten about.      Quite normal Russ.