TAFKARM Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I've just gone to the kitchen and made a brew. Took it into lounge, chatted to Beth for 2 mins. Went into kitchen, made a brew. Then was confused why i had two. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tisme Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 you don't know where I've put my tape measure do you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Being a considerate sort of chap you made one for the Good Lady? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAFKARM Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 She doesn't drink it (I know, shes very odd) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CraigHew Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 At least you remembered why you went into the kitchen in the first place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XTR2Turbo Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Don't tell me you have forgotten about the £50 I loaned to you at Stoneleigh too. David 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 You could always give it to the mother in law. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 You will know when you are old because every time you laugh you will dribble wee in your underpants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAFKARM Posted July 15, 2016 Author Share Posted July 15, 2016 You could always give it to the mother in law. She's gone away for the weekend :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man On The Clapham Omnibus Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Laugh? What is there to laugh about when you're old... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Banks Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 You will know when you are old because every time you laugh you will dribble wee in your underpants. Not that old yet. Has anyone seen my glasses...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 She's gone away for the weekend :D Buried under the patio does not qualify as "gone away". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 She'll be back, I'm sure you'll both be missing each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 You will know when you are old because every time you laugh you will dribble wee in your underpants. Too much information. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KugaWestie Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Not that old yet. Has anyone seen my glasses...? Pardon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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