I'm not saying im old but...

[TAFKARM]

I've just gone to the kitchen and made a brew. 

 

Took it into lounge, chatted to Beth for 2 mins. 

 

Went into kitchen, made a brew. 

 

Then was confused why i had two. 

[tisme]

you don't know where I've put my tape measure do you ?

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

Being a considerate sort of chap you made one for the Good Lady?

[TAFKARM]

She doesn't drink it (I know, shes very odd)

[CraigHew]

At least you remembered why you went into the kitchen in the first place.

[XTR2Turbo]

Don't tell me you have forgotten about the £50 I loaned to you at Stoneleigh too.

 

David

[Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO]

You could always give it to the mother in law.

[Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup)]

You will know when you are old because every time you laugh you will dribble wee in your underpants. 

[TAFKARM]

You could always give it to the mother in law.

 

She's gone away for the weekend :D

[Man On The Clapham Omnibus]

Laugh? What is there to laugh about when you're old...

 

 

[Andy Banks]

You will know when you are old because every time you laugh you will dribble wee in your underpants. 

Not that old yet.

 

Has anyone seen my glasses...?

[Captain Colonial]

She's gone away for the weekend :D

Buried under the patio does not qualify as "gone away".

[Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO]

She'll be back, I'm sure you'll both be missing each other.

[Robin Parker (Red Spider) - Yorkshire AO]

You will know when you are old because every time you laugh you will dribble wee in your underpants. 

Too much information.

[KugaWestie]

Not that old yet.

 

Has anyone seen my glasses...?

Pardon?