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Q/ What’s the most popular chocolate bar at a Mexican funeral? A/ A sombre Aero.

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Scott's  Q/ What’s the most popular chocolate bar at a Mexican funeral?

 

I thought it was holy mole.

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Two parrots siting on a perch and one said to the other.....

Can you smell fish.

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Whats the difference between a moose and a bison

You can't wash your hands in a bison

I've heard that as a Black Country accented joke, although slightly differently:

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

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Two parrots siting on a perch and one said to the other.....

Can you smell fish.

Oh god, that one took me a second or two before it clicked, then I wished it hadn't! :d

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Man goes to the doctor, doctor I cant stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home what can be wrong. Doctor- I know whats wrong with you its Tom Jones syndrome. Man-is that common? Doctor- no but its not unusual.

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Whats small,green and triangular ?

A small green triangle

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Two glaswegians out window shopping.  One says to his mate "That's the one I'd get"

 

A pirate comes out of the shop and punches him.*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*I usually have to explain this one, but some of you will get it!

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