Captain Colonial Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Q/ What’s the most popular chocolate bar at a Mexican funeral? A/ A sombre Aero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrustyjust Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 Q/ What do you call a funny mountain ? A/ A Hill Arious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Faulkner Posted April 22, 2016 Share Posted April 22, 2016 See what you've done now Scott. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonPeffers Posted April 23, 2016 Share Posted April 23, 2016 Scott's Q/ What’s the most popular chocolate bar at a Mexican funeral? I thought it was holy mole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dombanks Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Whats the difference between a moose and a bison You can't wash your hands in a bison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Faulkner Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Two parrots siting on a perch and one said to the other..... Can you smell fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted April 24, 2016 Author Share Posted April 24, 2016 Whats the difference between a moose and a bison You can't wash your hands in a bison I've heard that as a Black Country accented joke, although slightly differently: What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can't wash your hands in a buffalo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Two parrots siting on a perch and one said to the other..... Can you smell fish. Oh god, that one took me a second or two before it clicked, then I wished it hadn't! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olliebeak Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Man goes to the doctor, doctor I cant stop singing the Green Green Grass of Home what can be wrong. Doctor- I know whats wrong with you its Tom Jones syndrome. Man-is that common? Doctor- no but its not unusual. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue ass fly Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Whats small,green and triangular ? A small green triangle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooch Posted April 24, 2016 Share Posted April 24, 2016 Two glaswegians out window shopping. One says to his mate "That's the one I'd get" A pirate comes out of the shop and punches him.* *I usually have to explain this one, but some of you will get it! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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