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A very old man visits his doctor and gets a checkup.

 

Doctor asks him "How many times do you need to get up in the night for a pee?"

The old guy replies" not often and its marvellous now that we have an automatic light that comes on when I open the bathroom door."

The doctor gives him a clean bill of health then reflects on how wonderful for a man of great age to still have his health and be in such good control of all his faculties. 

 

 

 

The next day the doc bumps into the guys wife and mentions what an excellent idea the automatic bathroom light is.
 

"Automatic bathroom light " ? she replies

 

Oh No !  

 

"The silly old sod must be peeing in the fridge again" 

 

 

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