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Some bee gees jokes


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Not really.

You didn't think I'd be that tasteless did you?  :)  :D  :p

Just so you're not too disappointed here's a sweety joke instead:

Jelly baby: Doctor, doctor I think I've got VD

Doctor: VD?! But you're a jelly baby. What on earth have you been up to?

Jelly baby: f*****' all sorts.

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:0 ........I guess the Bee Gees wont be singing   Staying Alive anymore then.

:blush: .......gives a toothy grin, collects coat and leaves out of the back door.

Posted

mind you it is a Tragedy but theres never Too Much Heaven for some people...

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??? .......….yes, the death was a real Tragedy, Mr W.
Posted

sure was but, Don't Forget To Remember, You Should Be Dancing and most of all Your more than a woman...

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:p.....ok, you beat me too it, but it's the The Woman In You that helps you think quickly
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no it isnt, its this website that google told me about when I entered 'bee gees songs' into the search box.....Im too young to have even bought a bee gees record that was in the charts :cool:

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:) ......…. I think This Is Were I Came In.  Is your email working, Mr W, because I've Got To Get A Message To You
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[edit] ooohhhhhh  Psssthnonamevladtesticles beat me to it... I need to put some quote signs in now[/edit]

Im too young to have even bought a bee gees record that was in the charts

...you just bought the steps cover versions instead  :p  :D

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*rummages around remaining song titles*

That’s just the Jive Talkin', how can you mend a broken heart?

EDIT: go away woman, theres man things going on here...

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I know they have a new song coming out...........It's called "How deep is your bruv",Now thats just nasty but i just got it emailed to me so it's not my fault  ;)

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Hijack:  Chris, are you going to the nurburgring?  I am about to put my name down for it , providing the web site works  :angry:

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Yes should be Westy if the tunnel isn't to expensive, as i will be towing my car so may have to pay double but not sure yet,then again it's such a good deal might just get my old man along as a second driver and half the cost's  ;)  Westy do you have a real name as i would feel a fool calling you westy when we meet,unless that is your name then i can understand why you got the car you did  :p

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