John K Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 My best friend has just sent me a picture of him as a VIP guest to Silverstone with his arm round Vicky Butler Henderson. Currently I am wishing the fleas of a thousand camels infest his rectum. Does this make me a bad person..? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue ass fly Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Nope I wish it on him too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SootySport Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 No! but very jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John K Posted July 18, 2015 Author Share Posted July 18, 2015 And he's a ginger... He annoys me so much I have no idea why I have him as a friend... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 Awwwwww. You cannot say that. ^^^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John K Posted July 18, 2015 Author Share Posted July 18, 2015 With his permission... And before any of you spring to his defence, just remember he is my constant reminder that over the last 20 years I could have done better... I am going away to have an angry drink.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SootySport Posted July 18, 2015 Share Posted July 18, 2015 His hair has slipped from his head to his chin . Surely you can't be that unlucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John K Posted July 19, 2015 Author Share Posted July 19, 2015 Just looked at my recently sent text messages, this was the last one sent to my mate. I might have been have been drunk at the time... "It's not her fault she mistook you for one of the special needs Ginge kids from the charities Silverston supports. If you weren't a racial minority, you wouldn't get a look in" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhutch Posted July 20, 2015 Share Posted July 20, 2015 Happy days eh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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