John K Posted July 17, 2015 Posted July 17, 2015 My best friend has just sent me a picture of him as a VIP guest to Silverstone with his arm round Vicky Butler Henderson. Currently I am wishing the fleas of a thousand camels infest his rectum. Does this make me a bad person..? 2 Quote
John K Posted July 18, 2015 Author Posted July 18, 2015 And he's a ginger... He annoys me so much I have no idea why I have him as a friend... Quote
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 Awwwwww. You cannot say that. ^^^^^^^^^^^ Quote
John K Posted July 18, 2015 Author Posted July 18, 2015 With his permission... And before any of you spring to his defence, just remember he is my constant reminder that over the last 20 years I could have done better... I am going away to have an angry drink.... Quote
SootySport Posted July 18, 2015 Posted July 18, 2015 His hair has slipped from his head to his chin . Surely you can't be that unlucky. Quote
John K Posted July 19, 2015 Author Posted July 19, 2015 Just looked at my recently sent text messages, this was the last one sent to my mate. I might have been have been drunk at the time... "It's not her fault she mistook you for one of the special needs Ginge kids from the charities Silverston supports. If you weren't a racial minority, you wouldn't get a look in" Quote
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