Petemac Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 Bear with it............................... Old farmer goes into the farm house after a long day and says to the misses........I be too old for this farmin lark, oi caaannnt do it no more, wife says.... y...dont ya rite to the Agraculturaaal Sociatee, some times they sends ya a farm and to elp you out. So he writes and 2 weeks later knock knock at the farm door. Young girl stood in front of him.....who be u ? I'm the farm hand you requested, what, u a proper farmer? yes I am. Ok best cum in then, he then explains what has to be done and tells her if she's any good she can stay. Over the next day or 2 she has done wonders and worked really hard but she's started to wiff a little and needs a shower, so she says to the old girl, excuse me where is the shower? we dont av no shower luv! wees got a tub put it in front oh the foire while the old man goes to play darts yu be ok. She's in the tub when the old girl sees she shaves her private parts but keeps quiet about it until the old man comes in once the young girl goes to bed. How old be thaaat young lass? 27 y says the old man? she be bare as a badger down there says the old girl, oh I sees says the old man, tell ya whot when yo goes down to play darts on Thursday "come back early", oil leave the curtan ajar yu can av a peek.. Thursday night arrives, tub time.......young girl washing and the old women can't wait any longer.....eer ow cum yu aint got no pubic aires on yor f@@@Y? what do you mean says young girl? with that the old lady whips her pants down to show the young lady pubic hair to explain things. Off to bed goes the young girl.............in comes the old man he's not happy.... screaming, swearing, y yu do that yu dirty old cow showin yer bits like thaaat?? I was just explanin what they was.....anyways you seen em afore? yes I as... But not arf the @@@@@@g DART TEAM Quote
TAFKARM Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 I've read that 3 time and I still don't get it! Quote
Petemac Posted July 3, 2015 Author Posted July 3, 2015 Ok just for you, Russ, old lady showing her bits and pubic hair to young lady and the old man bringing back to darts team to have a peek also. hope this helps I did say it was a long joke. Pete Quote
Petemac Posted July 3, 2015 Author Posted July 3, 2015 Nah it's the heat mate blame this lovely weather have a nice weekend. Quote
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