Captain Colonial Posted June 29, 2015 Posted June 29, 2015 So back to work today to discover one of my customers picked today to be an absolute world-class anus (the details are unimportant to the story). Fuming, I turned to a colleague and said, "That man is the very definition of a (c-word)." He calmly turned to me and said, "Not quite." "Why do you say that?" "He can't be a (c-word) because he has neither the depth nor the warmth." He was right. 4 Quote
s2rrr Posted June 30, 2015 Posted June 30, 2015 That's one I will, no doubt re-use if you don't mind. Bob 1 Quote
Lyonspride Posted June 30, 2015 Posted June 30, 2015 You should arrange to meet said customer the following Tuesday, JUST so you can say "C U NEXT TUESDAY" over and over again before parting 1 Quote
Captain Colonial Posted June 30, 2015 Author Posted June 30, 2015 Not funny IMO Much like many things in this life, Martin - you had to be there to appreciate it. Humour isn't universal and not everyone agrees on what's funny - fair enough. (Good job I didn't use my Admin rights and bypass the swear filter or I'd have had to report myself! ) Quote
John K Posted July 3, 2015 Posted July 3, 2015 I am one of those who finds it wonderfully funny and clever... Will be plagarised for many years. One of my favourites is... "Asking .... to run that project is like asking Herod to run a kindergarten" 1 Quote
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