Petemac Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Kids in a classroom learning about First Aid, at the end of the lesson teacher reminds the children to bring an item that appertains to First Aid into school on Monday morning, Monday arrives with all the kids sat eagerly waiting for the lesson to start, what have you brought Mary? asks the teacher? a crepe bandage miss for sprains and stuff like that, well done Mary, by the way where did you get it from? First Aid box in the kitchen miss, did mommy mind you taking it? no miss never said nowt. Stuart what have you brought today? a triangular bandage miss, for supporting a fractured arm or wrist, well done Stuart where did you get it from? same as Mary miss First Aid box we keep in the house, did mommy mind you taking it? nah miss no sweat, Jonathan what's the big machine on four wheels? this miss, pointing to it, it's an Iron Lung miss, I borrowed it from me Grandad miss, oh goodness what did Grandad say when you borrowed it?.................................................................... Where the Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffu@@ ya goin with that Quote
Nemesis Posted May 2, 2015 Posted May 2, 2015 How about....... In a slight Irish lilt if you will...... The teacher says "Give me a sentence with the word Contagious"...... Little Angela says "My brother has a cold and it's Contagious" Little Brian says "Ebola is killing loads of people in West Africa because it's Contagious"..... Little Bruce says "Dad spotted the bloke next door painting his fence with a one inch brush"..... Teacher says "How's that relevant Bruce?".... Bruce says "Oh, yeah sorry Miss, Dad says it'll take the contagious"...... Is it too early for this? Nem........ Quote
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