Petemac Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 Guy driving along the motorway doing 75mph when a 3 legged chicken passes him on the inside, the driver thinks I aint having this and puts his foot down to try and overtake the chicken, the chicken comes off the motorway and heads down a country lane chased by the driver, as the chicken disappears into a farm the driver comes to a screeching halt at the farmers gate and is greeted by the owner, listen mate I am sure I have just chased a 3 legged chicken into your farm!! that be right came the reply, how come said the driver? well I breeds em like thaaat why? cause I like a leg, the misses likes a leg, an we got a young lad who likes a leg, bloke replies that's @@@@@@@ amazing that is, what's it taste like then?........................................................... Dunno can't catch the @@@@@@ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue ass fly Posted April 17, 2015 Share Posted April 17, 2015 A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm. His wife is lying in bed reading. The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep." The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep." 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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