Tigger Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 I will be coming out racing this year so just prepping my car for another season, so i have been trying to loose a bit of weight off the car and so far managed 2.1kg. This is not too bad but I have put on just over 4kg (from Christmas) ....... so the total weight loss for this season is -2.4kg ....... What am I doing wrong :D Tiggs 1 Quote
Tigger Posted January 31, 2015 Author Posted January 31, 2015 Too many pies Nope that's not it, I definitely didn't have any pies ..... so guess again Quote
Kit Car Electronics and Essex AO Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 do you have any spare body parts that you don't need any more, or could be replaced with carbon fibre? Quote
Tigger Posted January 31, 2015 Author Posted January 31, 2015 do you have any spare body parts that you don't need any more, or could be replaced with carbon fibre? Now there's an idea, replacement body parts for ME :t-up: Quote
SootySport Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 I'm afraid putting on a few pounds in ones advancing years, is quite normal, happens to us all. Just look at me and you'll see where you'll end up in about 10 years time. Quote
XTR2Turbo Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 Is it dust or did you fill it with fuel Quote
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 You have left Pooh in your passenger seat. Quote
Tigger Posted January 31, 2015 Author Posted January 31, 2015 Is it dust or did you fill it with fuel Haa haa, I know I haven't used it in a while but hey ...... :P Quote
Tigger Posted January 31, 2015 Author Posted January 31, 2015 You have left Pooh in your passenger seat. That's why I have changed my passenger seat, it was covered in crap. I now have one of these which only weighs 970g, my farts weigh more than that Quote
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 I now have one of these which only weighs 970g, my farts weigh more than that I think you'll find if they weigh more than 970g, you're not actually farting! Though it would explain them being covered in cr*p 1 Quote
Tigger Posted January 31, 2015 Author Posted January 31, 2015 I would give up now its a lost cause Pete, I'm thinking of fitting a new system called NGRS ............. "Natural Gas Recovery System" (aka Farts). You simply cut a hole in the rear of the seat and vent it to the rear, every time I accelerate, I cr*p myself and thus get extra propulsion so not all is lost quite yet. Tiggs Quote
pete g Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 already tried that method it don't work when you brake hard you get covered in poo Quote
s2rrr Posted January 31, 2015 Posted January 31, 2015 A good curry and rig up some afterburners. Job done. Bob Quote
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