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Captain Colonial

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Jimmy Savile, Stuart Hall and Rolf Harris walk into an Irish bar.

The barman says, "Oh no, not Yewtree again."

 

 

 

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I think my mate Dave is having an affair with my wife

He's been a right miserable git lately

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As a keen ornithologist, at last, I've managed to work out the difference between a sh@g and a cormorant.

 

 

 

 

The wife doesn't get a headache if I ask her if a cormorant is out of the question....

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