Friday's awful joke

[Captain Colonial]

Q: What is Dean Martin's favourite eel?

 

A: That's a moray.

 

You were warned!

[pickmaster Andy Lowe]

[djm]

Why is their only one monopolies commission?

[Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup)]

Two fish in a tank.

 

one says to the other.

 

"I hope you can drive this thing"

[Pistol Pete]

All the insomniacs are getting excited at this time of year...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...only three sleeps until Christmas     

[Cleggy the Spyder Man]

what song do you sing if you see lots of old ladies sitting next to a super hero at a bus stop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAN  !!!   Sorry but my kids love that one

[Dibby]

Tried to download that band aid charity single for ebola .......but my anti virus blocked it

 

Why on earth did they release that same song again? 

 

You'd think when you're squirting the liquefied remains of your intestines out through your bumole, you wouldn't give a toss that it's christmas.

[blue ass fly]

[Doug Dastardly]

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Park in it man

[alexander72]

Took the wife out last night................

 

 

 

 

One punch.

[Castlecroft]

What's the fastest drink in the world........

Milk..... Because its pasteurised before you know it.....

[blue ass fly]

Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are discussing family.

Englishman says, "My son was born on St.George's Day so I called him George!"

"What a coincidence!" says the Scotsman, "My son was born on St.Andrews Day so I called him Andrew!"

"Jaysus!" says the Irishman, "That's amazing!, wait 'til I go home and tell our Pancake

[Stu Faulkner]

Scott,

 

Now look at what you've done.

[Captain Colonial]

Scott,

 

Now look at what you've done.

 

Thanks - I'll be here all week.  Try the veal and be sure to tip your waitress.

[Stu Faulkner]

Thanks - I'll be here all week.  Try the veal and be sure to tip your waitress.