Captain Colonial Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Q: What is Dean Martin's favourite eel? A: That's a moray. You were warned! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pickmaster Andy Lowe Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djm Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Why is their only one monopolies commission? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Two fish in a tank. one says to the other. "I hope you can drive this thing" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Pete Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 All the insomniacs are getting excited at this time of year... ...only three sleeps until Christmas 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cleggy the Spyder Man Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 what song do you sing if you see lots of old ladies sitting next to a super hero at a bus stop nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAN !!! Sorry but my kids love that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibby Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Tried to download that band aid charity single for ebola .......but my anti virus blocked it Why on earth did they release that same song again? You'd think when you're squirting the liquefied remains of your intestines out through your bumole, you wouldn't give a toss that it's christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue ass fly Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Dastardly Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park in it man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander72 Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Took the wife out last night................ One punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Castlecroft Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 What's the fastest drink in the world........ Milk..... Because its pasteurised before you know it..... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blue ass fly Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are discussing family. Englishman says, "My son was born on St.George's Day so I called him George!" "What a coincidence!" says the Scotsman, "My son was born on St.Andrews Day so I called him Andrew!" "Jaysus!" says the Irishman, "That's amazing!, wait 'til I go home and tell our Pancake 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Faulkner Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 Scott, Now look at what you've done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted November 22, 2014 Author Share Posted November 22, 2014 Scott, Now look at what you've done. Thanks - I'll be here all week. Try the veal and be sure to tip your waitress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Faulkner Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 Thanks - I'll be here all week. Try the veal and be sure to tip your waitress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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