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Q: What is Dean Martin's favourite eel?

 

A: That's a moray.

 

You were warned! ;):laugh:

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All the insomniacs are getting excited at this time of year...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...only three sleeps until Christmas :d  :d  

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what song do you sing if you see lots of old ladies sitting next to a super hero at a bus stop

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana BATMAN  !!! :(:no:  Sorry but my kids love that one :d

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Tried to download that band aid charity single for ebola .......but my anti virus blocked it

 

Why on earth did they release that same song again? 

 

You'd think when you're squirting the liquefied remains of your intestines out through your bumole, you wouldn't give a toss that it's christmas.

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What do you do if you see a spaceman? :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Park in it man :rolleyes:

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What's the fastest drink in the world........

Milk..... Because its pasteurised before you know it.....

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Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are discussing family.

Englishman says, "My son was born on St.George's Day so I called him George!"

"What a coincidence!" says the Scotsman, "My son was born on St.Andrews Day so I called him Andrew!"

"Jaysus!" says the Irishman, "That's amazing!, wait 'til I go home and tell our Pancake

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Scott,

 

Now look at what you've done. :down:

 

Thanks - I'll be here all week.  Try the veal and be sure to tip your waitress.

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Thanks - I'll be here all week.  Try the veal and be sure to tip your waitress.

 

:d  :d

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