manopause…..

[alexander72]

I think I have this condition.  

 

I've bought a pedal cycle, havent had a drink for 10 days and am actually thinking of going swimming next week….. is there any cure?

 

Help me folks… please….. 

 

 

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

Yes, well you went straight to buying the open top sports car, so it's only natural you need to get the rest of the crisis out of the way.

 

   

[s2rrr]

Impossibly large motor bike and very tight leather pants next then.

 

Bob :d

[alexander72]

thats it Bob,  ive already got the leather pants and lederhosen... dont often wear them out....

[tisme]

I can thoroughly recommend staying off the booze - I had to stop last new years eve after ending up in A&E with acute pancreatitis (not directly related to booze, but not helped by it either) - have lost 2 stone, saved more than enough money for several upgrades to the Westie and it's no longer an itch to scratch !! (booze, not the Westie)

 

Stuff the bikes and swimming though

[alexander72]

LOL - I like that  Tisme....   I was hoping Henry Westons would sponsor me next season.... given my penchant for the 8.2% oak aged bottled nectar 

[tisme]

Yes, those were the days ..................   and it'd probably be cheaper than the Becks Blue I drink when we go out...... (glass of water has just about the same alcohol level, but Anglian Water consists of 95% chlorine and 5% "bits of something")      

 

Edit: Sorry, I should have said "but Anglian Water probably consists of 95% chlorine and 5% "bits of something"

[Young Pretender]

Think of what you'll save on manpons!

[alexander72]

Cheers YP..... Continuing on my manopause theme I have just had greek yoghurt for breakfast with granola.... Reminded me of horse feed...not sure how long 200 calories will keep me going for though..... :-)

[fatbaldbloke]

I bought a bike a couple of years ago, I haven't found it a problem.  I think I'd worry if I ever felt the urge to ride it though.....

[Steve M]

Must be a man thing.. I bought a bike from halfrauds about 2 years ago, bought the gel seat to go with it, rode it round local nature reserve once, since then it's hung on the garage wall, but I must do something with it as its getting in the way of my Westfield tinkering !!!

[pistonbroke 2]

Just recently had my road push rod refurbed, Last time i peddled her was in 1986 when the chain snapped.

 

Now I cycle to the swimming baths twice weekly .

 

40 min. swim then 40 min. cycle.

 

I now feel absoluteley wreched    

[tolf]

Buy a very large chainsaw and play with big trees!!

[alexander72]

Tolf,  still doing that mate - not climbing any more - put 2 stone on in 4 months…. :-( 

[tolf]

Blimey that's going some.

Got bored with climbing trees?